BAND of MAGNUS Corporation details - Servant Sisters of GRIEF [AL.DI]

Alliance:	Safety.	CEO:	Yes Mr Cheng
Kills:	0	HQ:
Losses:	0	Members:	9
ISK destroyed:	0.00B	Shares:	1000
ISK lost:	0.00B	Tax Rate:	0%
Efficiency:	0%	Website:	http://www.james315.space

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WELCOME TO FUCKTOWN, MINER.

You know what isn\u2019t satisfying? Mashing your F1 key in a TiDi-choked 1000-man nullsec blob where your entire \u201ccontribution\u201d is indistinguishable from the amoeba of doctrine drones orbiting some FC\'s fever dream. It\u2019s not combat \u2014 it\u2019s a PowerPoint presentation held hostage by packet loss.
A glorious war story? \u201cI pressed a button and went to make tea.\u201d

Now, contrast that with the symphony of violence that is a highsec gank executed to perfection. A greedy, oblivious newbie\u2014let\'s call him Chadus Minerus\u2014lazily AFK-mining in an untanked Retriever, cargo hold full of dreams and unresearched fits. He ignored the warnings. The killboards. The doctrine. And then? A Catalyst lands. Seconds later, he\u2019s atomized. CONCORD arrives to avenge him, but the deed is done, the salt is harvested, and the lesson is delivered.
I find that, my dear reader, satisfying. That\u2019s PvP with narrative substance.

Without us \u2014 the scammers, the gankers, the griefers \u2014 EVE would be reduced to a glorified Excel workbook with a slightly fancier GUI. A beige purgatory where players huddle against asteroids like terrified librarians, praying no one disturbs their sacred yield-per-hour. But that\u2019s not New Eden. That\u2019s bot Eden.
Kicking over castles is our calling. You need us. You need the wolves.

Fear is the crucible in which competence is forged. Trust is the most dangerous mechanic in the game. Danger is the context that makes safety a privilege, not a default.
Oftentimes, it\u2019s only after loss that growth begins \u2014 we are the ones who force the herd to evolve.

Someone hauls 10 billion ISK in a T1 hauler. Another joins a recruitment corp staffed by sock puppets, where \u201cmentorship\u201d ends with their hangar dry-cleaned. A clueless explorer jumps into lowsec, only to find himself locked down and love-tapped until he starts reading map colors. It\u2019s comedy gold. It\u2019s not just gameplay \u2014 it\u2019s literature, it\u2019s the drama that defines the sandbox.

We don\u2019t grind standing for soulless NPCs. We create legends. One misfit killmail, one salty local tantrum, one \u201cwtf bro?\u201d at a time. So next time you see a newbro getting vaporized in a burst of poorly-fit naivet\xe9, don\u2019t weep. Don\u2019t white-knight in local. Clap. Because they\u2019re learning.

Calm down miner, you\'re finally playing EVE.'

Grantable Ship Combat Ribbons

Ribbon	Name / Class	Description
	Elite Frigate Pilot Frigate Combat 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does *100* kills in a frigate.
	Veteran Frigate Pilot Frigate Combat 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 50 kills in a frigate.
	Expert Frigate Pilot Frigate Combat 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 25 kills in a frigate.
	Elite Assault Ship Pilot Assault Ship Combat 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does 50 kills in a assault.
	Veteran Assault Ship Pilot Assault Ship Combat 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 25 kills in a assault.
	Expert Assault Ship Pilot Assault Ship Combat 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 10 kills in a assault.
	Elite Interceptor Pilot Interceptor Combat 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does 50 kills in a interceptor.
	Veteran Interceptor Pilot Interceptor Combat 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 25 kills in a interceptor.
	Expert Interceptor Pilot Interceptor Combat 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 10 kills in a interceptor.
	Elite Covert Ops Pilot Covert Ops Combat 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does 50 kills in a covert.
	Veteran Covert Ops Pilot Covert Ops Combat 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 25 kills in a covert.
	Expert Covert Ops Pilot Covert Ops Combat 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 10 kills in a covert.
	Elite Electronic Attack Ship Pilot Electronic Attack Ship Combat 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does 50 kills in a electronic.
	Veteran Electronic Attack Ship Pilot Electronic Attack Ship Combat 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 25 kills in a electronic.
	Expert Electronic Attack Ship Pilot Electronic Attack Ship Combat 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 10 kills in a electronic.
	Elite Destroyer Pilot Destroyer Combat 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does *100* kills in a destroyer.
	Veteran Destroyer Pilot Destroyer Combat 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 50 kills in a destroyer.
	Expert Destroyer Pilot Destroyer Combat 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 25 kills in a destroyer.
	Elite Interdictor Pilot Interdictor Combat 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does 50 kills in a interdictor.
	Veteran Interdictor Pilot Interdictor Combat 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 25 kills in a interdictor.
	Expert Interdictor Pilot Interdictor Combat 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 10 kills in a interdictor.
	Elite Cruiser Pilot Cruiser Combat 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does *100* kills in a cruiser.
	Veteran Cruiser Pilot Cruiser Combat 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 50 kills in a cruiser.
	Expert Cruiser Pilot Cruiser Combat 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 25 kills in a cruiser.
	Elite Heavy Assault Cruiser Pilot Heavy Assault Cruiser Combat 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does 50 kills in a hac.
	Veteran Heavy Assault Cruiser Pilot Heavy Assault Cruiser Combat 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 25 kills in a hac.
	Expert Heavy Assault Cruiser Pilot Heavy Assault Cruiser Combat 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 10 kills in a hac.
	Elite Heavy Interdictor Pilot Heavy Interdictor Combat 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does 50 kills in a hactor.
	Veteran Heavy Interdictor Pilot Heavy Interdictor Combat 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 25 kills in a hactor.
	Expert Heavy Interdictor Pilot Heavy Interdictor Combat 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 10 kills in a hactor.
	Elite Logistic Cruiser Pilot Logistic Cruiser Combat 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does 50 kills in a logistic.
	Veteran Logistic Cruiser Pilot Logistic Cruiser Combat 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 25 kills in a logistic.
	Expert Logistic Cruiser Pilot Logistic Cruiser Combat 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 10 kills in a logistic.
	Elite Recon Ship Pilot Recon Ship Combat 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does 50 kills in a recon.
	Veteran Recon Ship Pilot Recon Ship Combat 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 25 kills in a recon.
	Expert Recon Ship Pilot Recon Ship Combat 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 10 kills in a recon.
	Elite Strategic Cruiser Pilot Strategic Cruiser Combat 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does 50 kills in a t3.
	Veteran Strategic Cruiser Pilot Strategic Cruiser Combat 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 25 kills in a t3.
	Expert Strategic Cruiser Pilot Strategic Cruiser Combat 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 10 kills in a t3.
	Elite Battlecruiser Pilot Battlecruiser Combat 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does *100* kills in a battlecruiser.
	Veteran Battlecruiser Pilot Battlecruiser Combat 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 50 kills in a battlecruiser.
	Expert Battlecruiser Pilot Battlecruiser Combat 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 25 kills in a battlecruiser.
	Elite Command Ship Pilot Command Ship Combat 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does 50 kills in a command.
	Veteran Command Ship Pilot Command Ship Combat 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 25 kills in a command.
	Expert Command Ship Pilot Command Ship Combat 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 10 kills in a command.
	Elite Battleship Pilot Battleship Combat 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does *100* kills in a battleship.
	Veteran Battleship Pilot Battleship Combat 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 50 kills in a battleship.
	Expert Battleship Pilot Battleship Combat 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 25 kills in a battleship.
	Elite Black Ops Pilot Black Ops Combat 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does 50 kills in a blackops.
	Veteran Black Ops Pilot Black Ops Combat 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 25 kills in a blackops.
	Expert Black Ops Pilot Black Ops Combat 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 10 kills in a blackops.
	Elite Marauder Pilot Marauder Combat 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does 50 kills in a marauder.
	Veteran Marauder Pilot Marauder Combat 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 25 kills in a marauder.
	Expert Marauder Pilot Marauder Combat 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 10 kills in a marauder.
	Elite Capital Pilot Capital Combat 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does *100* kills in a capital.
	Veteran Capital Pilot Capital Combat 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 50 kills in a capital.
	Expert Capital Pilot Capital Combat 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 25 kills in a capital.
	Elite Dreadnought Pilot Dreadnought Combat 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does 50 kills in a dread.
	Veteran Dreadnought Pilot Dreadnought Combat 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 25 kills in a dread.
	Expert Dreadnought Pilot Dreadnought Combat 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 10 kills in a dread.
	Elite Carrier Pilot Carrier Combat 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does 50 kills in a carrier.
	Veteran Carrier Pilot Carrier Combat 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 25 kills in a carrier.
	Expert Carrier Pilot Carrier Combat 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 10 kills in a carrier.
	Elite Mothership Pilot Mothership Combat 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does 50 kills in a mom.
	Veteran Mothership Pilot Mothership Combat 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 25 kills in a mom.
	Expert Mothership Pilot Mothership Combat 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 10 kills in a mom.
	Elite Titan Pilot Titan Combat 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does 50 kills in a titan.
	Veteran Titan Pilot Titan Combat 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 25 kills in a titan.
	Expert Titan Pilot Titan Combat 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 10 kills in a titan.
	Elite Industrial Pilot Industrial Combat 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does *100* kills in a industrial.
	Veteran Industrial Pilot Industrial Combat 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 50 kills in a industrial.
	Expert Industrial Pilot Industrial Combat 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 25 kills in a industrial.
	Elite Mining Barge Pilot Mining Barge Combat 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does 50 kills in a barge.
	Veteran Mining Barge Pilot Mining Barge Combat 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 25 kills in a barge.
	Expert Mining Barge Pilot Mining Barge Combat 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 10 kills in a barge.
	Elite Exhumer Pilot Exhumer Combat 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does 50 kills in a exhumer.
	Veteran Exhumer Pilot Exhumer Combat 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 25 kills in a exhumer.
	Expert Exhumer Pilot Exhumer Combat 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 10 kills in a exhumer.
	Elite Transport Ship Pilot Transport Ship Combat 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does 50 kills in a transport.
	Veteran Transport Ship Pilot Transport Ship Combat 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 25 kills in a transport.
	Expert Transport Ship Pilot Transport Ship Combat 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 10 kills in a transport.
	Elite Cap. Industrial Pilot Cap. Industrial Combat 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does 50 kills in a capindy.
	Veteran Cap. Industrial Pilot Cap. Industrial Combat 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 25 kills in a capindy.
	Expert Cap. Industrial Pilot Cap. Industrial Combat 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 10 kills in a capindy.
	Elite Shuttle, Pod & Noobship Pilot Shuttle, Pod & Noobship Combat 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does *100* kills like a kamikaze.
	Veteran Shuttle, Pod & Noobship Pilot Shuttle, Pod & Noobship Combat 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 50 kills like a kamikaze.
	Expert Shuttle, Pod & Noobship Pilot Shuttle, Pod & Noobship Combat 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 25 kills like a kamikaze.
	Elite N00bship Pilot N00bship Combat 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does 50 kills in a noob.
	Veteran N00bship Pilot N00bship Combat 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 25 kills in a noob.
	Expert N00bship Pilot N00bship Combat 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does 10 kills in a noob.

Grantable Weapon Master Ribbons

Ribbon	Name / Class	Description
	Elite Hybrid Turret Gunner Hybrid Turret Master 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does kills with a hybrid turret.
	Veteran Hybrid Turret Gunner Hybrid Turret Master 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does kills with a hybrid turret.
	Expert Hybrid Turret Gunner Hybrid Turret Master 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does kills with a hybrid turret.
	Elite Laser Turret Gunner Laser Turret Master 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does kills with a laser turret.
	Veteran Laser Turret Gunner Laser Turret Master 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does kills with a laser turret.
	Expert Laser Turret Gunner Laser Turret Master 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does kills with a laser turret.
	Elite Projectile Turret Gunner Projectile Turret Master 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does kills with a projectile turret.
	Veteran Projectile Turret Gunner Projectile Turret Master 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does kills with a projectile turret.
	Expert Projectile Turret Gunner Projectile Turret Master 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does kills with a projectile turret.
	Elite Missile Launcher Operator Missile Launcher Master 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does kills with a missile launcher.
	Veteran Missile Launcher Operator Missile Launcher Master 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does kills with a missile launcher.
	Expert Missile Launcher Operator Missile Launcher Master 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does kills with a missile launcher.
	Elite Electronic Warfare Operator Electronic Warfare Master 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does kills with an ew device.
	Veteran Electronic Warfare Operator Electronic Warfare Master 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does kills with an ew device.
	Expert Electronic Warfare Operator Electronic Warfare Master 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does kills with an ew device.
	Elite Drone Operator Drone Master 1st Class	Awarded when a pilot does kills using drones.
	Veteran Drone Operator Drone Master 2nd Class	Awarded when a pilot does kills using drones.
	Expert Drone Operator Drone Master 3rd Class	Awarded when a pilot does kills using drones.

Awarded Medal Ribbons

Ribbon	Name / Class	Description
	Legion of Merit Top Killer Award	Awarded monthly to the Top Killer pilot.
	Navy Cross Top Scorer Award	Awarded monthly to the Top Scorer pilot.
	Navy Distinguished Service Medal Top Solo Killer Award	Awarded monthly to the Top Solo Killer pilot.
	Defense Meritorious Service Medal Top Damagedealer Award	Awarded monthly to the Top Damagedealer pilot.
	Joint Service Commendation Medal Top Final Blows Award	Awarded monthly to the Top Final Blows pilot.
	Humanitarian Service Medal Top Podkiller Award	Awarded monthly to the Top Podkiller pilot.
	Military Outstanding Volunteer Service Medal Top Griefer Award	Awarded monthly to the Top Griefer pilot.
	Purple Heart Top Loser Award	Awarded monthly to the Top Loser pilot.

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